sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via insecurity-has-taken-over)

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

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The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

(Source: smangtheterrible, via enchanted-fairy-tales)

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via enchanted-fairy-tales)